Conan: Don't Reference Me In Your Dating Profile

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Conan: Don't Reference Me In Your Dating Profile

Moral of the story? If you want to procreate, don't mention Conan in your dating profile. Hear more from this episode of "Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend" @ http://listen.teamcoco.com/spenn

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